A MUM was left in hysterics when her daughter proudly showed her a "lovely" portrait she'd drawn of her - which looked very X-rated indeed.
Darcie Connelly, four, drew the picture while she was at school on Wednesday and told Lucy Thomson, 35, it was supposed to be a drawing of her and her “big bottom”.
However, when the mum took the picture out of her daughter's bag to have a look, she was struck by the portrait's phallic appearance.
Despite Lucy and other parents finding the drawing hilarious, she suggested it would 'look good on the fridge' and said Darcie was completely oblivious to why the adults were laughing.
Lucy, a nail technician from Nottingham, said: "I went to pick her up from school last night and basically we were allowed to go in and view her classroom.
"The teacher said, 'Darcie's done a lovely picture of you today' - I asked what it was and she gave me a look as if to say, 'When you look in her bag, you'll know'.
"Darcie presented it to me and said, 'It's you mummy'. So I asked, 'What's that?' and she said, 'It's your big bottom'.
"I just burst out laughing, there was another mum sat at the side of me and she was in hysterics.
"I obviously think it looks like a penis and as mums we all looked at it and all thought the same thing.
"Somebody earlier did suggest I should caption it, 'Does my bum look big in this?'
"Everyone else had a good look as well - at least it will look good on the fridge. She was completely oblivious to it with her innocent little mind."
